March 2012
Anonymous asked: so in one of my classes at USC, we were told to bring in a piece of writing we like thats under 400 words. i brought in your atheist on a date poem, and we had a pretty hefty discussion about it. everybody seemed to like. you're a good writer!
SOMEONE DATE THE FUCK OUT OF MY STUPID ASS OR AT LEAST PRETEND YOU WANT TO FOR AWHILE
February 2012
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I left my bed this morning and immediately after I thought “what a poor decision that was on my part.”
Anonymous asked: What do you think of Obama?
WHY AREN’T YOU TEXTING BACK WHAT DID I SAY WRONG I’VE ONLY SAID A FEW THINGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous asked: aren't you the kid with the giant vendetta against the republican party? why do you hate them so much?
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Orchid - let’s commodity sexuality
Screw...
Anonymous asked: wow, you're literally perfect omg.
Anonymous asked: but jerking off is so easy
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I AM BAD AT A LOT OF THINGS BUT AT LEAST I AM SOMEWHAT OK AT JERKING OFF
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Anonymous asked: Hi. You are a peculiarly interesting human being. We should mate.
Anonymous asked: did you make up Atheist On a Date yourself? I think it's one of the best things I've ever read on tumblr
Anonymous asked: i think if you just drank a beer you wouldnt complain so much about girl and your other white buy problems
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Anonymous asked: would you consider yourself "tumblr famous"?